1. 17:13 23rd Apr 2014

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    route9litmag:

Next Wednesday! With readers Alex Scalfano, Andrew Cothren, Blake Bergeron, Chris Hunt Griggs, Daniel Hales, David Pritchard, Delia Press, Jane Dykema!

Hello, my magazine’s having an event. 83% chance of donuts. 100% chance of me.

    route9litmag:

    Next Wednesday! With readers Alex Scalfano, Andrew Cothren, Blake Bergeron, Chris Hunt Griggs, Daniel Hales, David Pritchard, Delia Press, Jane Dykema!

    Hello, my magazine’s having an event. 83% chance of donuts. 100% chance of me.

     
  2. Our mother taught me one thing: never bring your heart to a witch fight.
    — 100% nonsensical, 100% ridiculous, 100% weirdly satisfying, 100% Once Upon a Time.
     
  3. 14:01

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I’ve got such big dreams of being mean to jerks but usually I just raise my eyebrows reaaaaal high and don’t say anything and then make fun of them for like the next twenty years, but Vy & I were RUDE to this terrible guy and he didn’t even appreciate it and it’s still probably the best thing I’ve ever done.

Claire tweets are probably the best possible use of Twitter.

    doskapozora:

    I’ve got such big dreams of being mean to jerks but usually I just raise my eyebrows reaaaaal high and don’t say anything and then make fun of them for like the next twenty years, but Vy & I were RUDE to this terrible guy and he didn’t even appreciate it and it’s still probably the best thing I’ve ever done.

    Claire tweets are probably the best possible use of Twitter.

     
  4. 13:57

    Notes: 21

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    Tags: friendship

    doskapozora:

    Molly fell asleep on the couch after a very huge dinner yesterday, and this is what she said in her sleep: “I just wish I had more gossip about hats to tell you. Like, gossip and tips. Certain kinds of people wearing certain kinds of hats. Because in the south, during the Civil War, there was a field where clovers grew, and the people all said they were just going to be themselves but they were actually very racist.” 

    Oh lord, I did say these things.

     
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    The Daily GIF reward sold out! I was afraid no one would buy it! (Also, p.s., you still have time to donate: http://bit.ly/1meRDgy)

    The Daily GIF reward sold out! I was afraid no one would buy it! (Also, p.s., you still have time to donate: http://bit.ly/1meRDgy)

     
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    "You cannot lift your hand without influencing and being influenced by hoards. The visible world is merely their skin."

    "You cannot lift your hand without influencing and being influenced by hoards. The visible world is merely their skin."

     
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    Oof, English fairies: “Nobody ever laid new milk on their doorstop for them.”

    Oof, English fairies: “Nobody ever laid new milk on their doorstop for them.”

     
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    "Item the fairy king, item the queen."

    "Item the fairy king, item the queen."

     
  10. Listening to an ~unreleased track~ by my buds Shirley House called “Wiggle It” and I can’t stop thinking / hearing “Jiggle It” because, well. This song was pretty important to me in undergrad.