Molly fell asleep on the couch after a very huge dinner yesterday, and this is what she said in her sleep: “I just wish I had more gossip about hats to tell you. Like, gossip and tips. Certain kinds of people wearing certain kinds of hats. Because in the south, during the Civil War, there was a field where clovers grew, and the people all said they were just going to be themselves but they were actually very racist.”
Oh lord, I did say these things.